Harmony Rocket - February 19th, 2008

12:24 pm - Merciful Hour...

Things I cannot do on account of the fact that I have an eye ulcer:


-Go to college for a week
-Use a computer for more than a few minutes
-Watch TV
-Read a newspaper, or anything
-Write
-Describe Kebabgate, the latest scandal to hit this cursed household



Things I can do on account of the fact that I have an eye ulcer:


-Feel exceedingly uncomfortable
-Give people the evil eye
-Whinge a lot. (See above)
-Retreat and listen to Roxy Music and ABC
-Wonder why on earth I can't just catch the flu like I usually do
-Eat the kebab